Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Where is the hickey?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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