theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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