): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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