sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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