i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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