This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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