Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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