drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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