I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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