my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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