I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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