Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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