We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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