I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
They left me at home... I'm a liability
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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