ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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