"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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