Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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