i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
home. puking in laundry basket.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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