so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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