Can Purell be used as lube?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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