I wish I could punch you in the face.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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