Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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NoShamevember. You game?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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