The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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