I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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