just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
i think my cat just said my name.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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