$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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