what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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