Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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