Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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