Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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