So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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