I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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