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just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions