Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Porn is love you can see.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.