brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Where is the hickey?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.