Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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