so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
