You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
