..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
My dick has a subreddit
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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