we made out on top of his cat.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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