Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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