He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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