Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
the condom got lost in my hair
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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