If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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