You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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