in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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