Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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