My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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