It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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