Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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