i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
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