I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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