His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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