Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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