He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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