I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
